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this is moe
She is my biggest client.
She is 155lbs and quite the personality! She is very laid back and good with people, kids, and animals. She likes to hold hands and will give you her paw randomly. She's very vocal. She likes to lick your ears. She will steal your food. She's adorable and so so bad. Also, her birthday is Saint Patrick's day because we are all so lucky to know her.
You may think Moe is a dog.
She is not. She is 16 chickens in a dog costume. She will run wide eyed to you if she's scared and will lean against you with her full body weight for comfort FYI.
tricks:
sit
stay
lay down
shake/Paw
Spin
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*also especially talented at being a brat
When Moe barks at me I ask her a series of questions:
"Do you have to go potty?"
"Do you need water/are you thirsty?"
"Do you want to go outside?"
"Are you hungry?" (if it's dinner time).
She typically barks at the one she wants. If she doesn't bark at anything she is probably trying to ask for a walk, car ride, or just wants attention. Don't let her bully you. This girl will do so much for attention - like take your pillows or shoes or stuff on the ground. She wont chew it up! She just wants you to see she has it and that she has the power. Don't give in. Don't show weakness. She will exploit your every flaw.
moe is a communicator:
words she recognizes:
Mommy (yep, I'm that girl), Potty, Outside, Thirsty, Water, Hungry, Dinner, Treat, Walk, Ride, Go, No, Wait
Even though it doesn't seem like it - she knows what "No" means. Just look her in her eyes and say no. Sorry if she tries to hump you as retaliation. If you give her an inch, she WILL take a mile.
other known
aliases:
Booger
Boogie
MoeMoe
Mosely
Moses
Miss Girl
You shit
Asshole
MA'AM
likes:
dislikes:
car rides
walks
treats/your food
ear scratchies + belly rubs
very tiny treats
snoring SO loud
attention
crosswalks
not getting attention
not getting treats
a day of no car rides
having to go to her room
being called "bad girl" (she really takes it to heart)
doing anything she doesn't want to do
scary noises (aka most noises)
she will literally huff and puff at you if she is annoyed with you. She will dramatically lay down and sigh when she's bored. She will make random high pitched barks at you if she wants your attention. And she will throw her paws at you I'm not even kidding - she crashed my Lincoln once. She loves to cuddle and will totally cuddle up on the couch or bed with you if allowed. She's loyal. She's honest. And she will always be there for you.
she is a good dog - best one I've ever had.
RE: MOE'S ATTITUDE
